Not even my hair is straight hat

Relaxed denim hat. Less relaxed messaging. Soft, pigment-dyed cotton gives the cap a lived-in, vintage feel. The low-profile, unstructured crown sits naturally on the head and breaks in gently over time. Six sewn eyelets and four rows of visible stitching on the visor add subtle, classic detail. An adjustable strap lets you dial in a comfortable fit for daily wear.

Lightweight and flexible, the hat fits head circumferences from 21.65" to 25.19" (55–64 cm). The pigment-dyed finish keeps its vintage tone through many wears, while the sturdy, specially spun cotton holds the embroidery crisp and readable. Whether worn alone or layered with a favorite jacket, this cap feels like a dependable companion for anyone who prefers understated style with a sharp message.

This is made on demand just for you after you order it, so yes, all sales are final.

If you change your mind, that’s between you and your decision-making. You can always give it to someone else, cause sharing is caring.

We make these on demand so we’re not sitting on piles of stuff no one wanted.

Good for the planet. Good for us. You’re welcome.

Product features

- 100% specially spun cotton for durability and smooth embroidery

- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile design with soft crown

- Pigment-dyed finish for a lasting vintage look

- Adjustable strap closure for a customizable fit (55–64 cm)

- Six sewn eyelets and four rows of stitching on the visor

Care instructions

Wash cold air dry